Bruce Jenner has not - in his own human words - told the public that he is transitioning. So, until Bruce Jenner…
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I don't care about football either, but having the actual Green Bay packers cameo as themselves moonlighting as an acapella group is hilarious.
Do you know why the Packers are in the new movie? Because a group of them are huge fans of Pitch Perfect and kept tweeting about how much they loved it and how badly they wanted to be in the new movie. The producers saw the tweets and invited them to join the cast for a small part.
I. Cannot. Wait.
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This is a tweet from the National Republican Congressional Committee.
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If James Franco had any sense he'd be making a movie with Gabi. But Gabi would be so onto his bullshit.
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Parents don't always know what their kids are reading. It's a nerdy form of rebellion that can weird outcomes.
Went straight to Gabi's and thought, "hmm. Intersting for a 9-year-old". Then I went back and read the other two . . . I thought, shit, she really DID take it up a notch.
That, or Pegasus School, Huntington Beach, is like one of those Russian gymnastics training gyms where some crazed former Soviet Union school mar'm screams at the kids "YOU WRITE!!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALL HOUSES BURN!!! ALL OF THEM!!! AND LEEEEETLE BABY CRY CRY CHILDREN LIKE YOU SUFFER!!! YOU WRITE ABOUT PAIN!!…
Conflicting feelings here. Part of me wants to give Gabi a slow clap standing o, but the other part wants to hang out with her over snacks and have a chat, just make sure everything is cool.
