You are a miserable bastard. Now go eat a tomato and get the fuck out of here. ::BURSTS INTO TEARS::

I sat at my computer for hours earlier today wondering what I was going to write on this post. I never came up with a single sentence. It's fitting, I think, because you mean more to me than I know how to express. My life, in tangible and intangible ways too myriad to mention, is so much better for having met you.

Also, from time to time I will be contributing counterpoint essays to the Team Cat Headquarters blog. They have assured me I will have editorial control in all of my pieces. I assure you if this is not the case, I will resign my tenure as contributor.

This is my karmic punishment for making fun of my sister for reading Cosmo a few years ago, isn't it? I mocked her mercilessly..and now, I'll be the one reading Cosmo. The tangled web we weave when we prejudge media!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Come back and see us sometime, Burt.

You are a treasure, and Jezebel is a dimmer star for the loss of you. I will miss your brand of Southern charm / kind snark, but I wish you the best at Cosmo. *sniff*

I am happy to have followed you from commenter to editor, from BRIMSG to Burt-bag. I am like the cats in this gif, but so incredibly pleased for you. Cosmo is lucky to have you and if one of your new co-workers offers you a scrunchy, say NO!

Burt! We love you Burt. As much as we'll all miss you, I know that everyone is thrilled for your new opportunity. Don't be a stranger.

I'll miss you.

Burt, you have done a damn fine job here and I am really, really sorry to see you go. I wish you all of the luck in your future endeavors and I hope to see you pop up in the comments around here from time to time. You will be greatly missed, and I'll think of you every time I drive my bitchin' car around.

Peace out my bish

We're going to miss you so much, Burt. Thank you for everything. You've done incredible work here. Cosmo doesn't know the amount of talent and awesome they just hired.

Burt i will miss you, you are a ray of sunshine on an any day.

AM I BOVVERED? AM I BOVVERED? LOOK AT THIS FACE! JE SUIS BOVVERED?

We will miss you!!!

You will be missed!!!

I actually watch TV with a long-distance friend several nights a week. We both pause at 0:05, and then we count down and hit start at the same time, and we chat on Skype while half watching the show.

I probably am lonely but most of the time I binge watch because I rarely watch weekly shows as they air—I just find I cannot keep up with the story line and all the characters, so usually I wait until a season is over and watch it all at once and I almost always enjoy it much more that way.

Define Binge Watching please. I like to save up episodes so I can watch 2-3 at a time, often with friends or family because it feels more cinematic. We talking like 4 episodes, or 10?