I’m not offended by his Trans jokes. I’m offended by his gleeful spread of ignorance in these Trump-filled times, when the violence-against-trans-people statistics are so disproportionately high. It’s careless and hateful and too real to be funny.

Is Jason Derulo wearing a dress?

My bad. That is the body of a 40-year-old man. He turned when he was 40. Serious props for the maintainence. (Has anyone studied this—do Vampires get fat?)

I will always think of this:

so Chance the Rapper is not familiar with Lysistrata, then?

What ruined me was the fact that by the end, he was nearly 40! I thought for sure he was, like, 26. But that’s a 40-year-old?

I can’t stand those things clogging up my FB feed, but I’d post that Fiona Apple one in a heartbeat. I know my friends & family post those, and it’s always in earnest, and they aways really mean it, and I always feel sad that they love them. I think I pity them. This study will not help me fight those feelings. Is…

It’s disappointing that in “[protecting] all students from any bullying, harassing or intimidating behavior,” the school itself has allowed itself to be exactly that. It sucks that the parents did not see it for what it is. I’d have let them sue.

I remember the moment in college—more than a decade ago—when one of my professors mentioned Starship Troopers as a complex masterpiece. The room laughed. He said, “I’m serious. It’s actually about propaganda and WWII.” We were all like, “Shit. I have to rewatch Starship Troopers now.” The entire class. It is one of…

Isn’t she Renee Elise Goldsberry?

Congratulations Mark! Thank you for sharing. I wish you guys all the happiness!!

Oh good. Another non-apology. I really wish he were more self-aware so that he could be properly educated from this incident.

Nope. Selfish bugger. IT’S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, BUDDY.

I want to give this all of the stars! Don’t ever leave us, Madeleine Davies!

The first time I saw that picture, with that question, my reaction?

This Hamm-Westfeldt story makes me sadder than the demise of Bennifer 2.0.

THANK. GOD.

McAdams is with Riggins?

however desperately I wanted to fuck Seth Green on a bathroom floor.