I thought Anderson goes to a rather gay gym, so...I of course assumed that this was a Broadway chorus boy, working on his breath control. In which case, sure glare at him, but also #respect.

Sold! Added to the dvr right now.

I am sure in reality, some of these people aren’t that bad, but the show edits them to be horrendous white people, overcome with privilege. It is unbearable, watching these characters the show creates.

I just meant offshore banks don’t have the same regulations as others. Lots of rich folks use them to hide their money from taxes.

Not entirely, but I do blame them for its reemerging popularity.

I had to stop the marathon when the two older couples looking for a vacation “cabin” were insisting the single house have *two* master bedroom suites, and the STUNNING bathroom across the hall that would be shared with the twin bedroom was unacceptable. It suddenly negated the lovely kitchen and unique view of both…

How interesting could a 20-something’s memoir be???? Like, maybe write some chapters, and then put that ish on hold until you do more things. Yikes. I only watch this show when there’s nothing else on and I need tv noise. Sometimes I watch it on mute so I can look at the architecture.

Sure, but the characters they create are horrible human beings.

These girls really really really wanted to be near the beach—to get an “island experience.” On the where-are-they-now, I hope it’s after a hurricane that changed the shoreline, so the water is farther away and the beach is full of debris—like fishing boats run aground and random roof tiles.

And!!! It’s one girl’s first time living on her own, and the I-won’t-hand-wash-dishes girl doesn’t think she will be a clean roommate.

They’re Moving to BERMUDA to work in FINANCE. PAY SOMEONE ELSE TO WASH DISHES if you like the apartment enough!

It’s a thing that all the idiots on House Hunters International are insufferable, right? Because I almost reached through my tv, through space and time, to smack the fresh-out-of-college Canadiennes who were moving to Bermuda to launder money work in an offshore bank. Their reasons for disliking things were insane.…

Fleet of blimps?

Or, how ‘bout just one link?

So nothing like this gem from last year? Bummer.

I’d break it. Arrest me, and as part of my community service for the vandalism, I would repair the wall and install a new mirror. It would be on my record and I would have zero regrets.

You’re right—Yakety Sax really enhances the whole story!

It's amazing. On paper, it is absurd. In reality, it's magic in a bottle. It is delightful and good-spirited and deftly navigates campy and political, with an emphasis on family bonds at its core. Definitely check it out, and be surprised that it's probably not at all what you assumed it was.

Yes!