What happened to you, Jezebel?!? You've changed. You're different. You used to be smarter than this. The old you would never have let this be published. I really don't even think the old you would have thought it. Did someone make you do this? Was it Doug Barry? It's okay; you don't have to say. I always thought you…

Thanks.

Where was that? Montana? Wyoming? I used to know.

If you want to see some early Amy Adams and Ryan Gosling, see The Slaughter Rule. They're so little!

And yet, as offended as I am at so much of that, The Dink is so amazing that I sorta want to see it.... But really, Gary Oldman. For SHAME.

YES!! This one was my favorite video from that album, I think. She's so gorgeous!

I really want someone auditioning for SYTYCD this season to use this as their audition piece. With a "dance it if you know it" invitation for backup dancers. Because it would be amazing.

I feel like in the Divas listings, Janet is often skipped over, when really, so many modern pop stars ought to recognize how fantastically awesome she has been.

Yeah, I realized that after I typed it. Thanks for catching it!

I'm fooling EVERYONE! I really need to figure out how to make myself a banner. It would say: La Piquante: I am not Canadian.

Yes, Yuna. Definitely Yuna.

His "Rocky" bit, for the exhibition skate at the end of the 94 Olympics? He ran around the rink. On his skates. On the ice. Then he took the American flag vest off, left it in a pile on the ground, and proceeded to skate around, shirtless. And the Ladeez loved it.

noooooo! I used the wrong "its" and I didn't notice until it was too late to edit! KINJAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I'm always fascinated by callouses and such, and this guy looks like he has the skin of an elephant. It's beautiful. What a life he must have lived for it all to be so tough.

He was such a ham! I miss that crazy, cheesy showmanship. He was a Frenchman who loved American movies, and it was adorable. I think his Godfather routine was in Albertville. I think I prefer the D'Artagnan routine, with it's mimed swordfights. The gauntlets really excuse all the flowery hand-flicks.

aww! I think that's a healthy obsession, and it'll be over by mid-March anyway. I've been posting about it so much lately, I suddenly remembered the name Philippe Candeloro and now I'm off to watch his old routines...which I may randomly post to GT later....

We're sending three forgettable young ladies to skate for the US this time around. I don't think race had anything to do with it. I remember Mirai from the last go-round, so I was rooting for her, but at this point, I think I'm rooting for the French or the Russians or whoever's got the most charisma on the ice, in…

You realize, they could be together in any of them, and it would be spectacular. Hamlet, Henry IV, MacBeth, Lear—the heavy hitters would amaze. Twelfth Night, Comedy of Errors, Shrew—they'd be properly hilarious. I think I vote for The Tempest. Kingsley for Prospero, Hiddles as Caliban, and Strong as Antonio.