This isn't sarcasm? Because I totally read it as sarcasm. I pity you your ignorance.

He's a musician. It's not his job to look pretty. I bet he looked more like himself than many of the ladies whose job it was to get dressed up and fancified did.

My friend and her girlfriend have been stuck in Puerto Rico for days! I'm so glad you're writing about it. Apparently, there's no flights, no boats, nothing. They've got to get back to NYC or they're going to lose their jobs. The airline isn't helping in any way. Thank you for describing all of this insanity. Maybe…

We're awesome at it.

Yeah, but the ice dancers are awesome (and cute as little buttons)

So like, I'm still reading, but I just had the best thought: Sawyer Hartman looks like the understudy New Kid on the Block. Amirite? Like, he's the swing who goes in when somebody's sick.

I cringed when I read the headline to this, and you just spelled out why. I mean, did Oprah ever do anything like this, or anything that you've listed? No, she listened. She had conversations with people. She went to Africa (and lived like Oprah), but she conversed with the locals and saw how they lived. Through…

Prosper seems okay. Its vaguely Shakespearean. I feel like the historical ones get a bit of a pass, even if we haven't heard them a lot lately.

That's Vivian Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara in 1939's epic Gone with the Wind. Which you need to get your hands on, ASAP.

The idea of Promise Rings is one of the most disgusting, pedophiliac, Lolita-esque, revolting, uuuuggggghhhhhh-inducing, shuddering, baaaaaarfing, awful, condescending, controlling, misogynistic, ...There are so many words to describe it, and I feel like this isn't enough. Miss Scarlet does not approve.

You ruined it two days ago. Stop Promoting It. Please.

I was like, "He's gay, right? Are we supposed to know he's gay yet?" I honestly wasn't sure. I really had thought he'd come out a long time ago. I just couldn't remember seeing it or not. I figured, with his placement on the committee or whatever it is, that that wasn't an accident.

Found it:

Him singing on the Independent Spirit Awards is always my favorite. Such a great voice. Somebody's gotta let him use it!

Those guys seem perfect. Figure out a cameo for Hugh Jackman, and I'm camped out a week before opening.

That man knows exactly what he's doing. He is on a quest to take over the world, using only charm and humble sex appeal. And he's succeeding.

Well, he'd spent the last 1/2hr chasing after a tennis ball, so yeah, it was just like chasing bluebirds an a forest!