Oh nooooooo! I called it! This very morning!

Thanks, Ms. Dries, for not outright attacking Levine. Just let the chips fall where they may, and try to drown him out with positivity.

Is Luke Bryan saying that he wants his cancer-patient friend to have more bad days?!? ...I'm confused, and I hope he is, too.

Can we be done with the "Adam Levine Sucks and Is Not Sexy" articles, and go for something a little more positive? Like drown him out with Idris Elba, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth, Henry Cavill, Jesse Williams, Michael Ealy, Karl Urban, Zachary Levi, Bradley Cooper, Sendhil Ramamurthy, et al.…

This must be from his Chuck days. Chuck had crazy sideburns. I believe they are real, b/c the guy can grow a beard. But now you have me paranoid and suspicious.....

I like him just fine. I simply disagree that he's the pinnacle of sexiness, as the cover declares.

This one had better be on the list, too:

Agreed. He's having a moment, for sure.

Awww! Jesse "needs a hug" Pinkman!!

It says Sexiest Man Alive, but it means Best Publicist Team.

Look on the PBS website for The Hollow Crown. He's fantastic in Henry IV and remains solid in Henry V.

I get it. Charm wears thin, the more you're around it. I think the "snake hips" gif is the tipping point for me. That, for sure, needs to go away, because I see the cracks in the image now. I'm just choosing not to look that hard. It's tough when there's 5 posts a day about some new aspect of his World Tour.

Hold up.

I am not nearly as intrigued by his Loki as I am by his Prince Hal. Theatre nerds, man.

That Prince Hal gif from The Hollow Crown is hands-down my favorite Hiddleston gif. All the others can go sit down.

If we were to see Peter Pan's junk, I was about to quit the internet for the day.