I saw Titanic in theaters 3 times. I think I'm good. Best of luck with your endeavor, though, Mr. Cameron.

I like this quieter, more humble-ish Jonah Hill. I hope he doesn't go away, now that he lost.

*it's not a secret.

This is why we all love Emma Stone.

Riiiiiight. Pixar phoned it in this year b/c Brave was hogging the talent. Next year, the animation category should be much stronger.

Thank you, Chris Rock, for the proper angle on a race joke.

"How do we make the documentary awards about actors? I know!"

THREE WHOLE Seconds of George Clooney staring at the stage is MORE INTERESTING than CIRQUE du Freaking SOLEIL?!?!?!!!????? What is wrong with this picture??

I love taking my shirt off that way, too.

I just LOL'd at the Modern Family-Streetcar joke. I really need to watch all of that show. I've got some catching up to do.

I really hope this show stops being borderline racist soon. Not going to happen, but I can hope.

Love the moan the Yougo-Hugo joke got. Perfect.

I'm liking the filmmaker nominee montages. Those are nice, and less stuffy.

Okay, they may have won me back with the Christopher Guest flick.

Ouch. Billy is tanking the under-50 demographic.

We can't figure that out, either.

They've got Sheila E. Where's the rimshots?

I thought he said, "Many Iranians all over the world are watching Lost." I got so happy for them, then I heard it right. Bummer for them.

Billy trotted out his Sammy Davis Jr impersonation in a video clip.

Lawyers, Doctors. Actors are just more blatant about it. Their job requires people to look at them and watch them do stuff, so that's bound to warp a person.