my money's on Sandy Powell. Oh wait. I lost. :(

Yup. I'm sure we'll see them again.

They're getting the people the public aren't familiar with out of the way, so there's more time for the more familiar faces. Which is fine, because the technicians are generally cool with not saying much in front of millions. Whereas actors live on the stuff. Stage lights and applause keep them alive.

Sheila E. & Pharell? Just because.

No, I'm just annoyed by schtick.

Is NOT.

I really really REALLY hope that dog isn't there. That would be amaaaazing. Fingers crossed!!!

Oh NO!! Sandy has given in to the BoTox!! She was aging so gracefully, too. And now she can't move her lip. :(

Who else thinks it's about time for Brad Pitt to do something 12 Monkeys-ish, so he can lop off his hair again?

I'm a little worried if Bradley Cooper's moustache is for Satan in Paradise Lost....That's a direction I didn't see coming......

Yup. The best way to watch the red carpet stuff is on mute. It would be much better if they just treated it all like a catwalk, and took leisurely strolls with their mouths shut, while we all judged silently, too. Because the "journalists" really ought to be elsewhere. It's amazing

John Ross Bowie, you made me evil-giggle. Thanks for the find, Jez.

Jessica, that number seems a bit low. It seems manageable. With what Justin will be bringing in every year, it seems like a number he can afford. $50 million should make it hurt more. Just saying.

SQUEEEEEE!!!

I use pencils constantly, and I've decided that I actually AM a fan of the Apatows.

hearted

Did Zombies attack her? Was she dragged behind a truck? That shirt is torn in the wrong places to be "cool/edgy." I keep looking for scabs or something.

I had to look up who this Kate Upton person is, and why I should care. There was an article saying that she wore a Michigan-made swimsuit on the SI cover. Hey, Michigan? I wouldn't brag about that....

This is turning into a pretty fun train wreck.

REALLY!!??? there's a REALLY!?!?!?! This just made my night!!!!