Homegirl’s just looking rough in general. I’d feel bad but....

If we’re going to look at her 4 years, can someone budget in a solid hairstylist. This should be a different person than the one tapped tondeal with Trump’s bullshit.

Jake Tapper is SICK and TIRED of this. By the midterms he’s just gonna dress in a Metallica T-shirt and drink from a flask on-camera while conducting interviews.

Oh my god, yes. It is so so bad.

You’re right. I doubt she would even smell it over the usual brimstone permeating her human-shaped husk.

“Flaxen-haired”? “Flax-haired,” maybe.

And really bad mascara.

Every time I see her, I can’t help hoping she trips and falls face first into a curb.

Goebbels Barbie!!!

The media needs to stop giving her a platform. The only possible response to Gobbels Barbie here is screaming “fuck you” loud enough to drown her out. She’s nothing but propaganda kept upright by six inches deep pancake makeup and contempt for all living beings.

Double raisin raisin bran for breakfast and pepperoni pizza for lunch make for some eye-watering gas in the evening.

Absurdist Words made a great point on Twitter a while back that the coupling of sexual conquest to masculine identity is toxic because it renders a man’s identity as an adult to factors outside himself.

One does not become a man through responsibility or diligence in his professional or personal life, nor his…

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

So, no one told him that SNL isn’t ‘news’? I mean, they do Weekend Update...so I can see how one could be confused...

I read an article yesterday about cross-gender casting (specifically regarding the Spicer sketch, but it gave a nice little rundown of how men-dressed-as-women is a go-to for yuks), which rightly pointed out that there’s an extra bite to the rabid press monkey being portrayed by a woman. I love it. I wallow in how…

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

Trump calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of brain plaques that block cell-to-cell signaling at synapses, and everyone knows it.

Between this and the article about the portable spray paint booth, I’m reminded of one of the low points of my creative endeavors...