Agreed! Wish there was video of the actual incident just so I could dub the Dixie horn over it.

Once upon a time, I made a friend through Al-Anon. We became close because we were both divorcing our alcoholic husbands at about the same time, leaving us both single mothers living in the same area. My alcoholic ex became fairly obsessed with me—calling me all the time, begging me to take him back—and he had been…

Yes, a “vacation”

If I had known that United was doing random beat downs I would’ve purchased a ticket for Sean Spicer.

I’d get this.

When I grow up I want to be this guy. He’s living his best life.

Yup.

lmao omg did you actually think you had an apt comparison here

That’s some horribly judgey, unsympathetic BS to say suicide is a selfish act. I’m not talking about this case in particular, which is clearly fucked up, but you just made a blanket statement about people who are ill and in so much pain that they don’t see another way out.

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

With Charmin Ultra Strong you don’t need anymore than 4 sheets for a first wipe and can probably get by with less. There are few things in this world I won’t cheap out on, toilet paper is one of those things.

He should make the homeless fight over McDonalds then force the winner to suck his wiener like normal rich Right Wing people do to honor Jesus.

When you’ve won Stormfront’s support you done fucked up.

is my new punk rock band name

I fucking hate people.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…