Yeah, overflow of blow dried press poodles yapping away in this one.

Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died? It was a car accident. Some dick cut her off.

www...just kidding. I'm done :)

NO. No judging. The beauty of this game is that we all accept that humans have moments of weakness and THAT WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER and you are RUINING IT.

Gawker: We Can't Afford Helicopters Yet

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Several years ago I was at an "art show" with friends (there was art there, but we were concentrating on listening to music and getting drunk) and a guy that I had been casually dating walked in. Now, we were not exclusive, and that was fine with me. I chatted with him and our other friends a bit, then he went off to…

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…

My cat wants all of the food. And anything in a plastic packet or a can is OBVIOUSLY cat food and why am I not giving her the food right now??

I kinda want a chipmunk now.

HIS TINY YOGA POSES

Holy shit that was adorable!

Awww, I filmed this a while ago! I had forgotten how cute my cheeks were back then!

Useless german lesson:

The internet says it's possible!

There's a chipmunk (or many?..I dunno) that lives under my rear patio. How hard is it to domesticate one? I'm just going to leave the rear door open.

It's not basically abuse, it is abuse. That owner is a dick.

What kind of fucking idiot asshole feeds their dog a diet of white castle burgers and pizza? I didn't click any of the links or watch the video so maybe that's a joke. If it's not a joke and the previous owner actually did that they should never have pets (or children) again. I hate to be That Commenter, but that's…

Once it comes out on pc you could automate this entire experiment with in engine scripting.