And yet again a reason was found to make an article about him on Kotaku.

And scratching and adjusting wedgies.

Thank you for the amazing laugh I got from imagining you squatting in the bottom of your cold shower, pooping, while you wait for the water to warm up.

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

2 main ones:

Compliments of the house

he is probably crying. :(

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

I loved the feminists are "jelly haters" episode of South Park. I just love South Park period.

Petition to start referring to trolls as "local bar owners".

Going to give my husband a meaningful look at this clip right now. He's a diehard fan. Of the Simpsons, not you lesbian shitasses, you know who I'm talking about.

Staff email threads must be hilarious, and snarky in the best way.

Well it's pretty empty since we're all at our respective homes but we're doing basically that on an email thread.

How I imagine the Jezebel office right now:

This is HIGH-larious. Two of my favorite things colliding? I couldn’t be happier. Congrats, you guys …

This story is too soon after the one about Taco Bell's Cap'n Crunch frosting-filled bites for me to feel comfortable.