Steamer trunk!

That's gonna attract bears.

Is left shark menstruating?

Left shark approves.

It also looks like he has a fish...

Following that logic, I should have thermodynamics equations tattooed on me somewhere.

Solid decision. Never look back.

25 gravity filled years later:

Gotta love a shitload of little tattoos all over a dudes leg.

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

Gold star for the dumbest comment I've read today.

I can't imagine how traumatic it would be to find out that the only mother you've ever known is not only not your birth mother but is also a terrible person who would steal a baby.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

wut da fuk

are you trying to have sex with me?

I got hit on when I was pregnant. Not showing, but pregnant. I was at the gas station.

Just wait until cows become zombified.

I would argue that camera truck, smartly, realized he didn't have enough room to complete the turn before the downhill truck arrived.