I just feel everyone looks too kempt. Like what are you doing at the gym where you come out and your mascara is still good and your hair is perfect? Do you go to the gym and stand?

yes! Aging out of your style is just weird. There are days that I walk in my closet and realize I hate something I wore last week. I seriously want to get rid of my a lot of my clothes but I would look like I had none.

The word "athleisure" makes me unreasonably angry. I will not acknowledge it.

Sometimes I wear a tuxedo t-shirt under my tuxedo, just to be sure.

This reminds me of "three looks"

BACK IN MY DAY WE WORE 3 SUIT JACKETS WHILE WATCHING TV AND WENT SWIMMING IN WEDDING DRESSES.

I'm waiting for the yoga pants trend to die out.

Please, America, continue your journey into torpidity so that I may continue to shine bright like a diamond at 50% off.

Dude can kiss his professional life goodbye. He's not doubt bawling into a pillow as we speak.

She always seems really physically fit and she's been doing this for-fucking-ever, so I imagine she has stamina to both sing and dance that contemporary pop stars neither possess nor understand?

Whoever he was...we mourn him...

IMAGINE BEING THE POOR FUCKER WHO PULLED THE CAPE

I've never even seen the show, but this is really sad. Three young lives being cut short is always tragic, whether 5 people know their names or 5 million.

Babies huh? Well, tonight I will slowly approach the gf with lust in my eyes and softly sign: "D-d-d-danger, right behind you"

edit: Talespin

This article is absolutely shameful. It is entirely incomplete without this video, which I've kindly attached for commenters' viewing pleasure.

How many people just saw the word Ducktales and said "a-woo-oo!" out loud or in their heads?