I wonder what his stance is on aborting watermelon babies and if he supports education to teach our youth not to swallow seeds.

Incorrect

So what was going to happen once she stole the baby? Was she going to pack reeeally fast and go the California or just hang out at home and hope that the parents didn't notice their lost baby...or that their room mate suddenly had a new baby that looked suspiciously like the one that they just had??

Not white people from Florida? I'm so confused!

"And I'm in New York right now."

Cats Waller?

various news sources have reported right shark to be slightly more coordinated with its fins, so this may actually be a good idea, unlike any of the girl's in this article

Wait, so she just stood on the fucking lawn waiting for them? Then, she told the po-lice exactly where they went as if they wouldn't just tell on her? Hardcore gang members just chill out in donut shops after stealing babies from mamas? Then...she did all of the rest of the shit she did in this story?!

CATFISHED-BASED GOD

Someone upload Nathan Fillion right now.

Schemer: "I threw my baby in a dumpster"

i don't need any charts, but i'll take pie

You know you haven't schemed well when your plan B ends up being telling the cops you threw a newborn baby in a dumpster.

The more I watch things like this I question whether they are asking different questions and just changing the question asked in production to make peoples answers funny. I'm getting cynical here as I get older.... I tell ya.

Oh god, those things are Satan's packing material. My father loved them.

Only if you wipe up with a miniature American flag.