Seriously, birds are scary.

I fear monkeys. They will rip your face off. Even the tiny capuchins.

Eh, I used to watch my boyfriend play video games a lot, probably for hours on end. We played GTA together but certain ones I let him play because it was more fun to watch. We've been together for 11 years so I think it worked out.

Skill level, non-married: Slut all the way.

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

It's totally my choice.

I was promiscuous AF in my youth and am now in a happily monogamous relationship. I wonder what the research says about people's preferences changing over time.

Internal monologue when homie saw them cameras:

His wife is in the bathroom.

Guys play video games. It's the world we live in. Not sure why he wants her to watch him play? When Mr. Thirst decides to do a marathon Dragon Age session I just play WoW or Diablo—usually with my bestie who lives halfway across the country and is also a female person who plays games.

KIDS what can you do!!!!! what is EDM concert?

Ladies love EDM concerts!

"Elgort" sounds kind of like the noise you make when you suddenly, unexpectedly puke a little in your mouth.

Duuuuude. Not even "Play GTA with you," or (my preferred situation) "Go do something more interesting in another room while you play GTA."

BARRRRFFFFFF OH MY GOD