Was just thinking, I should get married real quick. I don't have any desire to live that long. I'm pretty sure I don't even want to see 90 and I'm suspect about 80.

Not me, but 'yall go on ahead.

No. We helped with my husband's 104 year old great grandmother who recently passed away. The last few years her mind was all over the place and she was having #2 accidents. I don't want to hold on that long.

Does anyone actually want to be 115?

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

I knew someone in grad school whose father had been murdered in front of her as a child, and although she was making valiant strides via therapy etc, she was possibly never destined to be a whole person again. How much worse if that person had been her other parent? Boggles the mind.

in.front.of.them.

Seriously. What the fuck is this shit?

This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.

Seriously. Erykah Badu is an icon known first and foremost for her music. Azalea Banks is some little shit who is most famous for feuding with Iggy Azalea. It's cute that she thinks Erykah Badu is jealous of her.

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

I don't know what this says about my mind.

"Think of your dick pic as the icing on the cake."

Dick pic?

Everyone in my high school thought I was on drugs. Because a girl with short dyed black hair who wore black pants, black boots, white shirts and vintage suit jackets was a really unusual sight back then. The reality was that I wasn't the slightest bit interested in drugs. My metalhead friend, on the other hand, got…

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Yep, created a burner just for this.

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