OMG NO IF YOU SAY THE MOTORCYCLIST WASN’T A COMPLETE ANGEL YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!!1!!

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My mind went there, too. What a fucking waste. All of the people this money could have helped. It’s gross.

IRL anime character companion.

There is a good representation of him in Venture Bros: Dr. Henry Killinger (and his Magic Murder Bag).

Yep.

ANYONE? Wow. She can only be described as a woman with very discriminating tastes, yes?

Yeah, I mean, it’s like, the biggest thing evar!!1!

Holy crap, that is every recruiter I’ve talked to in the Los Angeles area!

This is awesome. I definitely want to see it!

The word “underpants” is so hilarious to me! Love it.

They would have to wrench it away from the religious nuts first, though.

Polio being totally uncool is old news. Little Brittle was dropped by his record label because they said songs like “Uh-oh, Polio!” didn’t connect with today’s youth.

I did check out the Bobbi Brown shades, but they were all too dark. The saleswoman helping me didn’t recommend Lancome or Sheseido, so I didn’t look at their shades. I guess I will have to spend a few days going to all of the makeup stores to truly look at everything. I do need 100% coverage, something that stays in…

Oh, man. This is the pain I’m experiencing right now. Estee Lauder stopped making my color in their Double Wear foundation this year. Honestly, it wasn’t a perfect match, but it was good enough. I used it for 19 years!!!

I fucking hate getting “gifts” from people with narcissistic personality disorder.

This is the best! Haven’t had such a good laugh in awhile.

I just wouldn’t even know how to handle that! I think it would break my brain.

Huh. A life lesson that I’ve actually learned and follow religiously to this day.