Wow. So much hate in the comments, I can’t read anymore.

Don’t look in the science box, y’all. You’ll kill the cat!

I’m starring it, even though I’m frightened by it.

Wow. SMH

just waiting for someone’s head to explode now...

I was going to say something like this earlier.

Anaplastic astrocytoma?

I see you’ve met my family.

Don’t you know that kids will be kids? How dare you expect people to use their brains and realize that not every event is a good place to bring children! Don’t you know everyone prefers a screaming child to an inebriated adult? We can’t have events without one or the other, y’know.

I would come to your wedding! Sounds like a blast. I’ll be forever childfree.

I love everything about this!!!

As my best friend once said, “Hunka hunka burnin’ tooth.”

Hmmmmm...?

I just wanted to point out the bubble butt.

“This stuff’s made in New York City!”

Now I realize I know nothing about the Swiss. I might be more like Jon Snow than this guy!

The guy’s name is...Cyril Therien. Very “Game of Thrones.” I’m wondering if that’s really his name, or if he’s just gone off the deep end trying to be cool.

No, actually, but the description is enough. The things I learn from you wacky Jezzies...

I don’t know what’s more frightening - the question, or how many people have responded with their knowledge concerning the size of a gorilla’s dick.

No, no, no, you’re thinking of cats.