Huh. So you can’t get sick like you do in Skyrim? Interesting.

Ron.

Nope, I didn’t know! Just a middle-of-the-night-smoking-weed-while-javascripting joke.

It’s such a beautiful game! The elephants were the best. I also liked the auto-drive feature because I could hit the vaporizer without having to pause anything, just smoke up and check out the countryside.

I suppose it considerably lowers the chances of getting an STD, eh?

Frozida?

Don’t forget about Harlandale High School’s mascot...

I grew up in SA, too! I attended school in Harlandale ISD for a few years. It was the worst. Let’s just say they love to turn a blind-eye to child abuse.

Exactly!! I was thinking it looked like facehuggers were gonna pop out of those tomato sauce “eggs.”

It says in the YouTube video that Robert (their fictional contestant) will finally prove that he is more than his manhood.

I’m partial to the Bag O’ Dicks and the ResurErection dick. I would have totally sent that one to my sister for Easter!!

paradix?

Wow. This is...this is...evil. EVIL!!!

Thank you!

I shall add to the confused animals thread!!

Yep, I hear ya! It’s almost a decade after my wedding, and my husband has been dead for 5 years now, but there are still grudges held against me because I wouldn’t allow kids at my wedding. FFS, it was an adult event with an open bar, not fucking Romper Room.

This post is perfection!

Thank you! That is quite the compliment, considering you are so tall and fabulous with that fantastic headdress.