WFT is she doing?! She needs to fill her gigantic 7000 sq. ft. house with pets.

I watched the full episode on Youtube and it appears the family really didn't know the details. The cousin and her daughter were there and their faces dropped when they heard the details. Their faces immediately said, "HOly fuck this is a scam!!" She apparently made it sound super-believable.

I was thinking unicorn farts with butterscotch candy projectiles.

Wow. We could have done our own "Strangers on a Train" bit! I know some/many of the feels, and I am so sorry this is happening to you. All you are doing is loving their child, and they constantly shit on you for it. Makes no damn sense!

Too bad you couldn't have driven away in a clean ghost model of your panel van!

Sounds like my MIL...

Boniva!

I'm confused by this trend. It really only works out for the people who are sporty, which is definitely not me. Also, this trend is boooooring.

Oh my! This question will be of the utmost importance, then.

Too bad we can't give Kim imaginary status.

Have you kept an eye on your drink?!

I was ready to believe that this was a Tim & Eric sketch.

I love how he points out that a woman is "defrauding" her date by turning them on because her date-mate (or whatever) won't experience a "happy ending."

Life is short...

Oooh, we will have to take a trip over to Silver Lake! Thanks for the tip :)

Awwww! My Grandma and I love that movie, and I'd love to watch a sequel with her. We also love to watch the Golden Girls together (when I get the chance to visit).

but are there penguins?!

They are awesome! Grandma's still kickin' it, but Grandpa passed on a few years ago. My sister and I were raised by my grandparents and my great-grandma, so our house was pretty nutters. Lots of pets and family around all of the time, it was crazy fun. Grandpa was retired military, and Grandma was a serious Momma Bear…

I was 18 and I had just graduated from high school. Once the summer was over I was off to study at a University in another state. I had dreamed about attending this school since 7th grade, and I had worked hard for the full scholarship I received. My grandmother told us since we were very young, "if you want to go to…

I was scarred for life by jumpsuits, too! It happened when I was 9, though.