It's kinda funny, but our priest got those things because he won the lottery!

Holy shit! I thought the last story was pretty bad, but this one takes the cake!

Yes, Aliens: Colonial Marines: what a damn shame!

I use Bag Balm on my chinchilla's dry ears! Works like a charm :D

LIES!!

OMG that last gif is the BEST THING EVER!!!

I had to bring up the "that's not in my job description" at my last job. I really went out on a limb, too, since I was a "temp to hire" (ending: never got hired - company was bought out). Basically, I was doing billing for 15 accounts at a company when their receptionist left (she also took care of some accounts,…

I understand the laziness. We walk to a restaurant down the street that is mediocre, but at least we can smoke up before we go. But I assume we are only eating the requisite bug parts at that place - "usually roach-free" is a tough phrase for me to swallow, though. You are brave!

This made me cry. And I don't have any children or want any, but that sounds like some of the worst psychological torture a woman could go through.

Ummm...you went back?!

Wow! So beautiful!!!

Wow, she bought that face? I honestly thought she was Nick Kroll at first, but he looks a lot younger.

Yes, thank you!! I don't like the idea of being "goods sold." As my boyfriend likes to remind me, when a service is free, what is the product being sold? You.

Wow, I didn't know he talked about running for governor in Texas!!! He would fit right in with politicians, that's for sure. What a douche.

Well, "solid" as in "solid waste," I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crappachinos!!

I agree with you about labeling - label all the things!

Nobody watches American Dad 'round here? :(

HORSES EATING EACH OTHER!

Horrifying beyond words.