Yet this site name is Kotaku. If there is a sense of irony about “appropriation” being ignored here... *shrugged*

“It’s not an uplifting game by any measure—especially when all your efforts aren’t enough to save your precious babies". Great. I was hoping to play this but now I won't. I refuse to let my heart go through another narrative tragedy just for the sake of pathos. Ori 2 was especially hard and I don't want a game where…

23 Years ago, I worked for a well-known British Games studio on the third iteration of a popular racing franchise.

Also loved this game. Also loved the little comic books that came with it (and a lot of the earlier Atari games) that attempted to explain the games mechanics with some batshit insane reasons for why you had to charge up a space cannon by eating a shield and then fire it at a moving base on a planet rigged to spin…

I was unironically playing this well into the 16 bit era so... Yeah, probably gonna get this remake.

I love those guys. Honestly, somewhere between “eldritch thrumming rises”, “ichorous tentacles constricting”, and “dire vocalizations climax”, they earned a pass with me for any amount of trolling. They can do whatever. I’m just a sucker for obscure, atypical adjectives.

Voltaire is Dracula’s lastborn, and presumably his greatest disappointment, as he gives up human flesh for...plant flesh.

Never forget: the cruelty is the point.

Later in his term, I’m expect Biden will proudly show off his ability to reach across the aisle, working with the Republican-led congress to a privatization of Social Security.

Man, KOTOR was a fantastic game from start to finish.  KOTOR II feels like someone wished for a sequel on a monkey’s paw, and the curse continues to this day.

As an American, I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the idea that a city actually took time to build spaces for pedestrians and cyclists instead of just saying “fuck you, get a car”

OK, I believe them.

Wanted to see Wipeout. Was not disappointed!

You forgot Jet Moto! And Road Rash! And Rollcage! And Destruction Derby! And Hydro Thunder! But most especially Jet Moto.

Yeah, but the movie only runs at 24 frames. Upon further testing I noticed some drops to 23 frames. This is unacceptable. Hopefully they patch the movie with 120 frames.

STATLER: Didya hear that the new Gran Turismo movie has a plot?

even if all of his famous catchphrases are just stolen from popular movie characters.

Soon Duke Nukem Forever won’t be the worst part of the franchise.

For the record, *this* is what censoring free speech looks like.  Not losing 10% of your twitter followers because you made a bad joke.