Also, Nagini was an Asian woman the whole time, COME ON *facepalm*

Even as a HP diehard who has multiple wand replicas from Universal, the endless exposition and lore is both dizzying and boring, and almost none of these new characters have left any kind of indelible mark (although Dan Fogler is trying his damndest, he’s great). A spinoff series that promised to be basically Wizard…

Also it’s hard to take a villain seriously when he spends the movie running for the title of “Supreme Mugwump.”

JK revealing herself has made me re-examine a lot of stuff that bothered me in the original Harry Potter books, but from a narrative stand-point I feel Deathly Hallows is when issues started to really pile up.

End of the day, Harry’s journey is not acknowledged. We’re not shown how he’s grown, how being a wizard has…

The problem with getting 8 lbs of tomatoes is then you have to consume them or can them for later.  I’d rather just go to the store and buy what I need, when I need it rather than going through all of that hassle and storage.

“While most of the world has settled on using a hard G (“gif”), owing to the word’s spelling”

“In GT7 I would like to have users enjoy lots of cars and races even without microtransactions. At the same time, the pricing of cars is an important element that conveys their value and rarity, so I do think it’s important for it to be linked with real-world prices.”

holy shit that’s even worse!

“Celebrate us for pretending to take a stance months after it became acceptable to do so as we continue our silence towards studios in the room no doubt doing the exact same fucking things.”

All of my beloved childhood stuffed toys got put in a plastic bag in a shed and got chewed up and ruined by rodents. OTOH, this taught me that emotions are bad and happy childhood memories are fleeting and best forgotten and it’s better to care about nothing and helped prepare me for a lifetime of sadness and disappoin…

All of my beloved childhood stuffed toys got put in a plastic bag in a shed and got chewed up and ruined by rodents.…

I don’t think anyone is shocked. Most are just tired of it.

It’s interesting how he’s concentrating on keeping inflammation out of his diet given his success in deflating footballs.

“Bone broth.” Aka beef stock before its rebranding for dolts.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

Yep. Fuck him. I’m sure his “I’m RICH, BIATCH” shtick will be ably supported by the fucking Larry the Cable Guy set.

In case you were wondering if Dave Chappelle has gone full asshole, yeah, he’s apparently willing to pull all his investments out of a town if poor people move there.

Admittedly, while this all sounds super cool, I have to admit I’m more interested in reading an article written from the perspective of a woman about what this game is like. And maybe that’s just because I’m having a weird whiplash reading this article describing VR face-touching being A Thing™, only mere minutes…

I wonder how long it’ll take for the virtual salesman to “check with his manager”?

Do I have to spend 10 hours going through the license test for the 7th time?

G/O Media is now requiring that all dairy products relocate to the coasts. They will not be paid more.