My wife inexplicably loves archery based heroes and I equally love jokes about archery being a super lame power. 

And this is what you get in a society that fetishizes guns.

I really need to remember this....because you’re right.

I used to be all about flipping people off if they tailgated me or cut me off, etc. Now I just let things roll because in the last 30-ish years since I got my license road rage has gone from getting the bird back at you to this kind of shit. Ain’t worth it. Let the other idiot think they win - at least you can walk…

This is the society you get when you treat firearm ownership as an inalienable right, rather than a privilege with responsibilities.

What I think is odd about Amazon’s data collection is how they use your shopping to suggest you buy the same thing you just bought, or something very similar, and how they use it to suggest something useless.

Unless you have 4 feet and can work 4 separate brake pedals independently with the calm cool skill of a race car driver, you cannot match the capabilities of an ABS computer.

Um, why not go to an actual reputable source?

I’d like to report Clueless Hero for harassment. They based a comic around me without my permission.

“...it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

Please, the plans have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for over 50 earth years, there’s no reason to make a fuss about it now...

So long as there’s no poetry, I’m cool with that.

I mean... you’ve got to build bypasses.

So Bobby Kotick makes a fortune and all Blizzard games becomes Microsoft exclusives.

Many of them were prettier...aaaand we’re done.

Here’s my armchair psychiatrist theory. If you’re 65-75ish now, you were 10-ish in 1955-65-ish. Cars were exciting, prettier, and represented a different thing - class aspirations, a kind of mobility that your parents didn’t have, etc. Even the poorest car owner could go…

Yeah, I can’t imagine any automaker doing something like that today...

“I can’t imagine any carmaker trying to get away with something like this today”

In terms of who this is for, several of my friends who are vegetarian for ethical reasons are fine with eating meatless products cooked on/in the same surface as meat. Unless you’re super strict about it (and yes, many vegetarians/vegans are) it’s not an issue. And, anecdotally, these folks are super stoked to eat KFC…

Ah yes, The Subura Ipremza TSI B22