Eat before I go? Don’t eat at all? No. The simple joy of having (smuggled) Whoppers or Junior Mints to go along with my movie completes the experience.

the best candies are the tropical-flavored mike & ikes, and any other opinions are heresy

They meant HOME theater. You’re killing cinema you monster!

*looks down at cargo pants*

You know what this means: cargo pants are coming back!

Down it all in the store, then hide the empty box in the electronics section, like I always do.

They still allow babies and toddlers though... Fucked up.

I like how Target has a section that sells “theater size” candy. What are you supposed to do with that besides sneaking it into a movie?

Ever wonder if the Simpsons are the ones actually making their predictions come true? Like, maybe the Stonecutters really are real, and they’re pulling all the world’s strings?

More like OKStupid.

“Hot4Ivanka, who is hot for Ivanka”.

So the font on this looks like when you open someone elses project your computer and you don’t have the font they used so your program just decides to pick whatever it wants.

If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...

Simpsons did it!

And then they’ll collaborate on the screenplay.

That dude in the header image has definitely gotten into multiple fights at slow-pitch softball tournaments.

I like long walks on the beach. To make sure no immigrants come in.

Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

So there will be 98% men and 2% men pretending to be women signed up to this thing, right?

You’d think that these people would already know how to get in contact with their cousins and wouldn’t need a service for that.