“At first I was all ‘Let’s just have them sitting.’ But then I turned to my DP and I was all ‘What if they WEREN’T sitting?’ And the DP immediately dropped his bottle of Evian and began fervantly clapping, declaring me a genius. And that’s how you direct, bro.”

I bet you knew the answer to this the moment you wrote it. Go look on the Internet for one of the many videos of middle aged potato shaped women calling the cops on folks for doing things like having a BBQ, selling lemonade, etc.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Eh, she's taking him to rehab, not hiding his bottles or something. 

The OSU admin could have easily resolved this by canning Meyer.

How is it possible that sub-human horror can find its way to the peaceful communities of my upbringing?

The criminal justice system sucks for victims (and pretty much everyone caught up in it) to be sure. But even working at its best and with due regard for the concerns of victims, it is necessarily a slow process. It can’t necessarily afford victims relief on an expedited basis.

Counterpoint, with all due respect: we have no idea how much he appreciates her, has hurt her, or has embarrassed her. 

I’m admittedly guessing based upon what I’ve read, but I think he’s likely a drunk who’s not neglectful, abusive, or mean. He provides and cares for his kids. Lots of drunks are like this. It’s much harder to kick these types out of your life and your kids lives. It can be very challenging because denial is present…

This years “MTV Still Plays Videos?” comment was also the lowest starred since 2005.

Eh, having a sexual offender as part of your album and tour isn’t the best look. Plus there’s “After her brother Jelani Maraj was accused of raping a 11-year-old girl in 2015, Minaj reportedly bailed him out and then posted a picture with him on her Instagram. Jelani Maraj was found guilty of predatory sexual assault…

The comparisons check out. Harriet Tubman was infamous in her day for talking shit about other abolitionists like John Brown and William Still on her privately-circulated wax-cylinder podcasts.

The question I want to ask is, why didn’t they see this coming and prevent it? Larry Nassar is a notorious child sexual abuser as well as being physically small and weak-looking. Yet he was put into the general prison population, apparently with no effective monitoring to detect and prevent assaults. This result was…

A few weeks? Go back one week. They’re out there. 

I feel like American culture in general has decided that we like the idea of our prisons being violent torture/ramp camps, as horrifying as that is. Go back a few months and check the comments on Nassar stories on this website, I bet you’ll find people fantasizing about Nassar being beaten or raped and getting dozens…

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Isn’t it easier just to revoke their security clearance?

NSA Nanites. Get it right.

Of course he’s going to deny it publicly. If the CIA finds out you’ve purged the nanites, they black helicopter your ass straight to Gitmo.