24 seconds of Kobe

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

Shut this one down, dude. You’re out of you depth.

Yeah he’s always seemed like a good dude and I’ve enjoyed listening to him. Management is a bunch of douchers.

Love Ichiro, but he was facing a minor league team.

“Ironically, he is the current police chaplain for the Little Falls Police Department.”

Just remember, an armed society is a polite society.

Trying not to panic as a Mets’ fan. So relieved we don’t have to face this guy again this season.

Yeah I don’t get why this is a thing? Who the fuck cares?

Fuck, I googled.

Looks like its curtains for her.

This desperately needs a Brazzers logo on the lower right.

Hint: it’s full of banned substances.

It's so much harder to laugh now that I know you're behind on your cell phone bill.

Finally, someone smart enough to use landscape when filming Bartolo Colon.

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

“He wasn’t able to get another ring until the Patriots got another great defense to bail him out.”

Uh dumbass, their defense was rated 13th overall, their 11th rated offense beat the #1 defense in the SB. Secondly, no one “bailed out Brady”, he was the one that threw FOUR scores on that vaunted defense, winning him the MVP.

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

Went looking for ESPN on the cable box the other day, couldn’t remember which channel.