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Good to see the Buttafuocos made peace with Amy Fisher, though.

For years, I used to wear a “Belushi Samurai” doo; but it’s true. I developed a serious receding hairline.

Matt Williams couldn’t get a job managing an Arby’s after this.

Bryce Harper is the Justin Bieber of pro baseball. Papelbon isn’t much better.

I find them terrible pretentious.

the two most unlikable guys in baseball taking each other out? I’m all in...

“Lol”

Papelbon’s a child. Harper is literally a child.

I hate Tom Brady because he beat my team!

I’ll bet they’re now regretting booking Great White as the half time performers.

Even more ridiculous than the fire is the fact that they put it out.

Amazing!

Yeah, but how far can he pu ...

It’s more like she absorbed a shitload of heroin and other drugs in utero. Because, you know, she did.

Ah, I knew a highlight-truther truther would show up. Sorry sparky, this is scored an error, no home run on the play.

Michael Taylor: professional baseball player, who avoided breaking his wrist on a meaningless play (given the NL standings)

I wish Narcos was as good as you claim. Like a lot of Netflix fare, it was more along the lines of competent and servicable but nothing special.

Likely would be the same in the US if the setting was St. Louis, Baltimore, etc.