Oh, NL. The cardinals also build “magical” teams.

Try not to go oral.

“... listening to Matt Vasgerian and John Smoltz.”

Hit the ball at Cespedes. The man is a defensive joke. Couldn’t play left field in Fenway. Manny could play left field in Fenway.

C’mon, can’t we hear more about your friend who works in food service at Gillette?

Ah, the teen years!

“Yeah, it happens in every stadium.”

Actually, we do hear about the home teams losing communications. Sorry, there’s no conspiracy for you to clutch your pearls about. The NFL handles the wireless systems. Not the home teams. There ya go.

Here in the LA suburbs I’ve seen 3 or 4 together, late at night. Considering the popularity of tiny, hand-held chick dogs I expect to see coyotes on Rodeo Drive any fucking day now.

Sounds logical. Poor dog. Goddamit.

Young lady, any weak athlete or team will revert to a gimmick when things are not going well.

Sigh. Regretting this as I type. Going from orthodox to southpaw usually means a boxer lacks confidence during a fight. Micky Ward did it often, “to little effect,” as Lampley would say. I suggest you use the google machine. pornhub.com can’t educate you on sports.

I can hear the fat chick laugh from here.

Oh, you’re flyover USA. But keep puffing out that little chest, because you will not be ignored!

You a “little” slow? LOL

A good win. But, watching him turn southpaw is troubling. Why does he have to do that? He fought southpaw for several rounds. An A-lister shouldn’t need a gimmick, I said it.

10-4, fist-eating cunt.

Guess that may be the case back there in Indy. I flew over Indy once. Maybe you heard, Brady was cleared in your deflategate debacle. Good look with your WMDs in Iraq.

WMDs?