Q rating has never been higher, actually.

Doesn’t support Trump, actually. Fixed for ya.

Crawford is the most gifted boxer alive. I figured that out last year. Nice piece, thanks very much!

And it’s sad, because Boston was a superior team, with an inferior manager.

‘cept Curse of Donnie Baseball, ‘cause it’s real.

Hey man, if you can’t manage this team, you can’t manage anywhere. LA skippers get a free pass from 98% of the alleged fan base. On the excitement meter, attending a Dodgers game is right there with standing in line at In n’ Out Burger.

Who was called to the plate in the bottom of the 8th inning, that final game?

That’s a perfect example. His lone highlight video comes off that fucking pitch.

STL? Translator paged.

You misspelled CancerRules. Fixed for ya.

Theo got us Sox despots rings in ‘04 and ‘07. You bastids got the right kid at the controls.

Pitch calling comes from the scouting homework, and isn’t rocket science. Bust this guy in, this guy is off his game so no change-ups (throwing a changeup to a bad or slumping hitter is bad, ‘cause they’re not timing the heat and will hit it out of the yard), study the video and get between-inning reminders on what to…

WTF? Is this 1950? Who the fuck thinks like that?

Can one wear it on the short bus, because Drake.

Well, stupid=philly. Even 45 minutes at PHL is a third-world horror show.

Cueto starts looking for a zillion dollar contract in a few weeks. Good luck, sir.

Cheapo ambush from walking fecal matter. I give you filthadelphia.

The only thing you know about baseball is that you don’t understand it. Typical LA.

We get that. Michaels is well paid. He gives zero fucks about what goes on in the world, all he knows is that his income tax is unfairly high. Poor fucking Al Michaels.

You hate ‘em cause you’ll never be’em. There was no cheating, just superiority.