Love Ichiro, but he was facing a minor league team.

These things happen.

The pass that Revis picked off? My grandmother could have made that interception.

There’s a Rays fan?

“Ironically, he is the current police chaplain for the Little Falls Police Department.”

Really? Oh yeah, he played for NE.

Maybe Marino can sell some of his Super Bowl rings and hire this man a fancy lawyer. #mercurymorris

He wasn’t rapey enough.

Texas? Huh.

Fuck, I googled.

Hey, they got their money’s worth for Scherzer, said no one.

Cannot enunciate why, but I look forward to the Mets utter failure.

You too could achieve 90mph, with a 10 foot head start. This is akin to the thoroughbred who “miraculously” wins after tossing his 126-pound jockey.

I’m not convinced Roger Goodell will still be employed in 2016.

Whatev, you try juggling the Yankees syringe while digging for the odd foul ball.

Would not fuck, would not fuck, would not fuck, have fucked, have cums on tits.

Takeaway is Matt Williams is a bad manager? Face-melt take right here.

Went looking for ESPN on the cable box the other day, couldn’t remember which channel.

I’m starting to think the NFL may have some management problems.

‘cept Harper has talent, and wouldn’t be hospitalized if I crashed a left jab into his face.