Matt Williams couldn’t get a job managing an Arby’s after this.

Papelbon’s a child. Harper is literally a child.

Yes, he is quite simple. Now go make your governor a sandwich.

I hate Tom Brady because he beat my team!

Yeah. In LA, even the weekend traffic is bad. During the week I drive 26 miles each way to work, and that can take 90 mins.

Amazing!

adequate. There.

Yes, it’s extremely adaquate.

Looking foward to the Mets quick playoffs exit. Cespedes will seal it with a couple of horrific defensive gaffes.

My bad/TN

Texas.

Wladimir destroys every one of these faux-angry black euro types. Much fun, and the best part, it’ll never be PPV.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer city. Karma’s a fucking bitch. But, congrats on being a “finalist.”

Fucking Patriots.

Kinja, son. Pay attention.

You fellate your dad with that mouth?

You go down on your sister with that mouth?

Johnson is a fantastic piece of shit. Fuck him for killing some dirt track kid. Fuck him completely.

Fucking Patriots.

How rapey of Ben.