I want to know how he has the time to do all this shit. He’s constantly on talk-shows and call-ins and putting out tweets and campaigning... does he have doubles like Saddam used to or something?

I cant stand this puffy motherfucker. His face just makes me angry. It looks like my taint after exercising, red, blotchy and irritated.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

He loves women so much, he won’t even stop making creepy comments about them when they’re his offspring.

He looks more like a sack of old ham to me.

People who love the Victorian era are so basic. This 1920’s lady is way cooler and more self-aware (click CC for English subs):

No, I think you’re just, you know, in touch with reality. There is no other time period that would be better to live in, for women at least. It’s like that Louis CK joke - white men can go to ANY time period and be like “Woo fun!” but it will suck tremendously for literally everyone else.

This woman bothers me so much. I studied the Victorian era extensively in school and she’s “living” in one very tiny aspect of it. Of COURSE she would choose to be a wealthy woman instead of dealing with the horrific poverty of the time. It’s myopic yet completely unsurprising.

Maybe I’m just not a romantic, but there’s no time period I’d rather live in than this one. Or maybe the future. But right now we have disposable tampons, birth control, antibiotics, air conditioning, divorce laws, safe abortions (where available) and surviveable c-sections. I’m a cynic and I bitch a lot about what…

His head and neck are the same width

I got dumped after 4 years of living with my girlfriend, that was 9 months ago. I’m still not over it, I’m depressed as fuck, I stay in, I lost my best friend. I don’t feel like I have much of a purpose. I feel like this app is more for new, shorter relationships that aren’t as binding/life changing as long term…

Until this app includes a breathalyzer that automatically shuts down your phone, it can fuck right off.

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

What did I just read?

Yeah, that’s rape.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

There’s a Tara in every college class. She never shuts up about how crazy she is.