I can’t stop myself from reading all of his tweets in the context of SVU

i sat down, and belted this out. thank you, i really needed this after the few months i’ve had. :)

i think you solved it! or, he’s just hopped up on something that prevents him from sleeping so he takes advantage of all 24 hours and also multitasks

how is he still allowed a working phone? someone should give him one of those children phones that make animal sounds, he’d prob have a fucking blast.

i’m happy you’re in my internet life

are we the same person? i even considered writing an article about all of the nights i went to the same bar alone, and what would happen next. margaritas are my new SO, and i’m not as ashamed as i should be....

I NEED THIS, tell me more please dear friend who usedtobehere but now is gone

you had a birthday recently!? i hope it was so so so delightful and fun and delicious.

i can’t watch the video because i know it will spur feelings in me that i won’t be able to shake off. it hits too close to home, and i worry for my mother every day she is out and about :(

i guess he doesn’t have a leto-dick.

yaaasss!!! also this post made me very hungry, i want pork and pita and a little randilyn/cuban action.

teeheehehehehe ;)

ahhhh yes, yes i understand now. either way, no talking!

“overly talkative” is one of the better side-effects, i’d say. i have a friend who grinds his teeth something awful—that coupled with headlight eyes is quite a sight. that said, girl you can’t go flirting/talking to cops when you have all that coco in the car!!!

agreed. but my greatest fear is that if trump gets the rep vote, and bernie gets the dem vote, that our nation’s republicans will vote for trump to stay loyal to the party. AND THEN HE WOULD WIN AND WE’D ENTER DANTE’S INFERNO, somewhere between “fraud” and “treachery”

jfc, i’m so sorry to hear that

i giggled

no not yet! let’s have everyone publicly drop him first (fingers still crossed his wife will have a breakthrough realization) and then have him die alone.

i can’t deal with that. also—i do like that these product placements don’t discriminate. even foes try to sell the same shit (see: amber rose & kardashians, etc)

saucy kitty going in for the nibble!