i kept reading that as ally mcbeal and was so so so confused. but now i understand and keep lounging comfortably

alive! you’re asking for a MIRACLE, and you can’t ask the big man upstairs to put down his remote and pay attention to silly things like keeping some lsd-crazy-man alive!

im so excited!!!

she jumped at 7:30pm, the sun has barely set, and not many people noticed? fuck, i wonder what was going on with her. and the people below, to see a body collapse from such height.

love is dead. everyone is disappointing. blankets are life.

be careful, i may never leave now

if i ever bear children, best believe these are the kind of plush toys they’ll cuddle with. tbh, i really wish i had one now, i could use a little hug.

christ on a stick, they’re so fucking childish. i’m taking a weekend off, need to feel happy again.

what! why! ugh where was i :(

i feel so fucking lost—for the first time in a while i decided not to be attached to jezebel and i miss everything!!!! which article caused all of this? blehhhhhhh

kids is the kind of movie i can’t re-watch. it gives me anxiety and makes me angry, and i end up wanting to cuddle my nieces and nephews and tell them they’re safe and loved.

i’ve been here for ages too and lost all my accounts due to changing systems and kinja shit and just overall not really sure????? but yeah, it’s frustrating to feel like a lurker when i’ve been on here for over 6 years at this point.

you can probably store a lot of snacks in there

this puffy sleeved bolero is crazypants.

this puffy sleeved bolero is crazypants.

i’ll send out the cupcake signal to call all the ari’s

i read that in the voice of borat and am howling with laughter.. alone

teehee! aw shucks, thanks adultosaur.

her show in japan was pretty fun, and funny. most of the crowd did not understand her commands to sing along during certain parts, and were also too shy to sing very LOUD, so i think taylor just decided to stop asking us to do anything for the rest of the concert lol.

did someone say donut?