i wonder if all of this will finally dismantle the pageant tradition!

it hurts me to think about it. it’s just so fucked.

#goals

he “picked me up” at work, walked down to a bar on the same street, had beer after beer after beer, went to his place a block away, and then i never left. like actually, i spent the entire week with him until he had to go visit family for thanksgiving.

tell me more, tell me more!

is that why you’re going to nicaragua? for your bday pahty? sorry in advance, i’m already in your luggage because i’m unemployed and can’t afford it right now.

whadduyumean i cant pwonounce wuds

for you.

yuck. i know vaseline has it’s many uses, but inside your mouth doesn’t sound like something i’d like to try.

lol @ her super concentrated face.

ugh you’re probably right :(

it’s disheartening. this kind of “spousal dedication” and unwillingness to come to terms with what is actually fucking happening, is just so sad to me.

my goal in life is to surround myself with happiness! i love complimenting and being nice and making friends; it’s the best :)

now, now. don’t be modest. i’m sure everyone would say “damn he was a hottie back in the day, but even more today”. #complimentingfriendsismyfavorite #subscribenowforalowpriceof:onestar

i found this actual gif of you

i’m dry heaving

Moriartysringtone is an eyebrow expert, abortion drone, and avid subscriber to the BBHMM lifestyle

how about a firm, confident handshake?

thank you, it does help and i’m sorry i put you in a tough position with my question. i hope you have a great summer! :)

how is dubai? someone i care about is going to be there for a few years and is starting to have doubts because of this really harsh article written about life there.