come here where it’s safe and the guac is delicioso

i cried all over my sandwich

i love the crouched, prayer hands stance. Yaaaaas praise me fools.

“i think we got a real hit on our hands”——> this made me snort. also, the song sounds like a small dog asking for a piece of meatpie, and then a bee buzzes by, judging your outfit.

this is such good news! almost as good as NATIONAL GAY MARRIAGE. i’m hoping to make it out tonight to celebrate. maybe i should go to stonewall? seems appropriate.

bahaha that makes me so happy

insert gif of Ilana and Adele from broad city

can i be adopted too? i have skills now! i made my first bowl of guac, and a quesadilla too!

until i read your post, i thought everyone was talking about bridesmaids...now i’ll have to go see bachelorette!

yaaaaaassssss! that’s going to be me this friday

I’M SCREAMING

i love this so much, and will def be using that line on myself so i know when to just let it go and go home.

bahahhahahahhaha thank you, i just snorted audibly

this is amazing.

TRIFORCE!

yes yes yes, thank you!

i am so proud :’)

in case you’re wondering (you weren’t, but let’s pretend) don’t look back in anger is one of the top karaoke songs in tokyo. this very important data comes from me, and the “most played section” from all the karaoke places i’ve been to these last three months.

these are high on my karaoke list

oh you salty biscuit you.