I remember that commercial and I’m not old because Rihanna and I are the same age so in conclusion you’re not old either

Fun fact Kylie already crashed that fancy ferrari Tyga couldn’t afford

Well, have it your way.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

You’re already on the toilet. Why are you asking for more shit?

Avid traveler on a budget and, sorry, I’m not down with these tips. Ok, that’s wrong: I agree with the last one, particularly since I just got back from a trip to tourist-laden hell— er, Italy.

A roller derby girl approached my best friend and me a few weeks ago and tried to recruit us. We are both tiny as hell and we’re kind of shocked because we are pretty sure they’d kick our asses but she said the little ones are usually pretty good at maneuvering around trouble.

“He looked and saw he had nowhere to go other than running, and I said, ‘I can outrun you. Give it up.’

Roller derby is the best! The ladies who compete are badass and fierce. Not surprised at all to hear that they are heroes too.

He should hire Drake.

Definitely a great habit. But for many kids, not feasible. Sports matches held away could easily go late into the night. For kids who work jobs or help their families on top of those extracurriculars, those late nights can be a common reality.

So sports can have 3 hours of practice after school.

Shout out to whoever had to get up at 6am because school started at 7am. I feel for you.

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

Yes. As the young people say, I Can’t Even.

Thank you Jon, for being a voice of reason in a world that’s lost its goddamn mind.

Why not both:

YOU GOT GREYED?!

Can a girl get un-greyed finally so that she can have some emotional support for this diarrhea show

I see what you did there...