My milkshake brings all the tweaks to the yard and they’re like... Really super paranoid with bad skin and teeth. Damn right they’re paranoid.

SHAKING BAD

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

OK, let’s go ahead and respond to this dipshit assertion, because people always make it on these posts. Generally, I ignore it because it’s so obviously fucking stupid, but we’re going to do this here and now. This is such a basically obvious point that I’d think anyone capable of tying their own shoes would get it,…

Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Luke Perry should take a few tips from Daniel Radcliffe. Here you go, Luke. How not to be an asshat, lesson #1.

So they’re trying to imply she got high and killed herself? Did they get all of their information on the effects of marijuana from Reefer Madness?

• Raven-Symoné thinks Caitlyn Jennerbecame an activist “too fast.” [Page Six]

Don’t click on the link and read the comments on the Ivana article. Don’t do it.

As interesting as it would be for a show like this to flirt with more edgy presentation, I enjoy its family friendliness. What a great show to watch with kids, you know?

They’re all right as long as they’re not flaming.

In my long lost (disreputable) Wall Street past I had an Hermes saddle. I took it home from the barn every night and used it as a pillow. When I was forced to stop riding Mr R ordered a custom made rocking horse and placed the saddle on it. The stitching and the smell and the brass. Oh my.

Tjirken

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

I bet his children are ashamed of their Disney villain piece of shit dad. I hope he knows that.

Anyone who callously slaughters a living being is not someone I would trust to fill my dental cavities.