Now I want one.

Just wanted an excuse to post this picture of Paula Abdul and the Laker Girls

SHE KEEPS COMING ON MY SIDE OF THE INTERNET MOM

oh brother.

I heard one of my coworkers make that joke this morning. The motorcade went right past my work this morning, and most of us were watching it, and another one was saying that she didn’t care and wished they’d crash. Which, really? I don’t recall such venom around previous presidents, not when they were visiting. I…

“He should’ve had a better welcome than he had,” Sequoya Turner, a lifelong Oklahoma resident, told Politico before bursting into tears.

A note from Rose when I asked her about using Burma in this piece, rather than Myanmar; may be useful if anyone’s curious:

Improper and unhealthy hygiene are not “hashtag pussy power.” If anything is, it’d be learning to properly care for your female genitalia. Soap should never be used on your mucous membranes. Never. This means, you do not use soap of any kind on the inside of your labia majora or anywhere internal to that. Ever. That…

I think we need ArianaGrande’sClit to chime in on this one.

So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

Speaking of which, I saw this on Imgur today.

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

i am SO GLAD Tony decided to give Ina some shine. If I found out he had beef w her I’d probably jump the Bourdain ship completely.

Lil B even tops Prince in the Blouse game. Here he is on ESPN.

NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE IS IMPLYING ABOUT INA HELP ME

Team Bourdain. (yes apparently some people are team Fieri ...)

Okay, but this is a Samsung.

Isn’t it good enough to have the president say, “I would if I could”? I mean, the Medal doesn’t confer any special status on him, or give him 10% off at Red Lobster or anything. Once the President says out loud you don’t deserve it (and then pretty strongly condemns you immediately afterwards) it’s not like looking at…

If they started removing all the stars of rapist celebrities, the sidewalk would not be ADA compliant.