Little did she know that she’s showing the ultimate of white privilege by making an exhibit out of a dead black person. #StopWhitePeople2015

The absolute horror Sheila and Katharine must have felt, sisters, suddenly plunged into terrors they could have never imagined, unable to protect one another. I just can't.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing Donald Trump bleed money. Not that it's a new feeling for him, but still.

im 40% sure mark wrote the last bit to be mean to me.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

I love that we make the same jokes at the same time.

This terrible, but it does beg the question as to R Kelly's present whereabouts.

I was gonna say, Woody Allen PLUS Emma Stone???

remember when Emma Stone wasnt friends with a perv & didn't play Asian characters. good times

and now we shall let emma stone v. this comment section commence:

Woody Allen’s first tweet:

We all make that face when we’re about to give teenagers the autism.

My boyfriend and I, on our first date, got drunk on wine at the park, drove back to my seedy neighborhood, he parked his car then we went to hang out at my place and do sexy things.

Does anyone ever see things like this and imagine what a movie of your first date with your significant other would be like? I’m imagining a movie version of the end of my boyfriend and I’s first date where we’d stayed out too late, so I decided to let him crash at my house. I believe I told him, “Okay, you can sleep…

the skirt was a promise and the shirt broke it.

On the other “hand” (HAHA) my dad’s wedding ring saved his fingers from being chopped off on not one but two occasions!

Like Grantland, you say? So, vast reams of pablum with maybe one writer worth your time?

Fucking no.

a friend of mine lives by Nats Park, and she was complaining that there were no spots available for her car because of the concert.