I did ... and it was just as bad as it sounds. What? I was 8. Comparatively, my sister would shove marbles up her nose and blow them out like she was firing arrows at a target. Our mother wasn’t home much.

It’s great for canker sores, I think, but that’s about it.

actively refuse.

I know these pageants are held up as “scholarship programs” or whatever, but these ladies, lovely as they are, are beauty queens. I find it kind of ridiculous that we ask them things like how to stop ISIS and how to fix race relations, when the reason these gals win is because they look the way they do in a bikini.…

Thank you for this perspective. It sucks that these girls were all played off one another and even to this day scars of that remain.

“ Joan was also 16, perhaps stoned, possibly traumatized. She is not the villain here.”

Omg I knew you were going to post himmmmmm

okay but like.

My 2-year-old niece is pretty adorable and spunky!

I have reached that age where when I see cute babies I just want to eat their faces. I’m starting to understand how the old crone in Hansel and Gretel got her jones.

If they edit Scott out, there is no longer any reason for the show to exist. Not only was he the only good part, he was like a spot of neon colour in an otherwise repetitive beige pattern.

I mean.

Imagine if Scott pulled a Rihanna on the Kardashians...

You are a fucking monster, Bobby.

I think we have to remember she was 16.*

Wow.

She’s the Mariners best pitching prospect since Randy Johnson. Enjoy your legal weed Seattle Hipsters!!!! No seriously, enjoy it. Can you mail me some?

At least we know she’s not botoxing... yet. Look at that concentration line!

Exactly. It still terrifies me that Jerry Sandusky’s wife, Dottie, says he did nothing wrong. You wonder how many kids might have been kept safe if she (and so many people around them) weren’t so deluded or turned their heads away.

Who takes a selfie stick in the sea?