Are you saying this is not the correct way to tell someone I like them?

I legit love dark chest hair. In my old age (read: 31 yo) I QUITE enjoy a little gray hair in the mix too. A nice chest with a healthy swath of chest hair is my jam.

Related, I unironically, and unpopularly, find this extremely hawt:

I love me some chest hair. I mean dudes you do you, but I much prefer someone with a lot going on in that department than someone with the chest of a ken doll.

Chest hair is THE BEST.

I want to know what he’d look like with his natural chest hair. With that beard, you know he’s got some. #TeamChestHair

the way his face is made makes him always look really concerned about something

Then you wouldn’t have to share the donuts.

I have literally no idea who these people are or why they keep smelling their fingers or why this woman abuses eyebrow pencil so badly.

I thought “vile” after Whoopi defended Roman Polanski, but now I’m thinking “serious issues.”

She hates women. Amateur psychology says she hates herself. Loathsome, vile woman indeed.

That legit happened to me once. Went to a friend of a friends to buy some weed because I had a shitty week and my regular dude was at some camp or something, he went to his room to grab it and when he came back he was just wearing a pair of white tube socks. No joke, he pointed to his gentleman sausage and winked at…

Isn’t it only people under the age of six who are supposed to be unable to tell fantasy from reality?

It may have been from 2011, but she seems to think it’s okay to post on twitter in 2015, after all her supposed lessons learned.

Raincest.

Entirely unnecessary, too, because Desi Arnaz wasn’t especially dark.

She tweeted about being at his house and knowing him personally and he’d never tried anything like that with her.

Testimony is considered evidence Jill. And this was a whole fuckload of testimony and witness statements.

I’ve seen better, tbh.

Honestly, Kim is not the person who comes out looking bad in this quote...