Based on my experience, it’s totally realistic for a bride to go on a massive murder rampage.

And then you go to jail for assault, and they get the “I told you so!” last say.

If it’s family, they usually just take it. Yes, even if you’re a grownup. Family will still treat you like you’re six, no matter what you’re doing in life or how many kids you have.

People do what they want. I can’t trust anyone to not swipe through and make coments on everything they see, because it’s “funny.” They also just grab my phone while saying “gimme that,” so I have limited time to zoom in on that photo.

Man, I should have sued half of the theater when I saw the movie. There was a dad in my row who kept showing his kids what was on his phone, meaning that he was waving the screen around in multiple directions. One kid punctuated every spoken line on-screen with pig noises. Two other kids behind me got into a fist…

Eh. Ever since the Victorian Era taught that all affection was taboo, we have sexualized everything in relationships - fictional characters can’t be friends, they MUST be fucking. Siblings can’t have a sibling relationship, they MUST be fucking.

I’m tired of everything and everybody being aggressively shipped with…

You just hate the popo.

You forgot the non-apology. “Well, I’m sorry that you were offended when I spoke the truth.”

In the name of freedom of speech, you must be silenced. You, and everyone else who agrees with you. Freedom of speech cannot exist until wrong opinions are eradicated.

Performance artist is 99% likely to be true. Political pundits on the left and right all exagerrate themselves for show business. Note how Rush Limbaugha nd Seth MacFarlane got along perfectly fine behind the cameras. I used to know a smaller-time talk radio host who was a greeat guy in person, a great faily man,…

Stoutland fainted.

Well, we took a Japanese anime character and made her white, so they took a white anime character and made him Japanese. I see nothing wrong with this.

Yes, punch your child as hard as you can. And keep doing it until the redness disappears from your vision, and you can hear again.

I use them when prepping corned beef brisket (along with coriander, cloves, mustard seed, celery seed, peppercorns, brown sugar, and liquid smoke), and they do make a difference. Also, it adds to the potion master mystique.

I want to nominate the first season finale, when Buffy killed The Master (what was the episode title?). The episode itself may not have been super-duper special, but it set in motion the fact that the series could have a continuing storyline, with a changing status quo. Things HAPPENED. Stuff ended up way different…

Frank Drebin stole the real envelope because it was wired to explode.

There is no room for hate in society. Hate must be abolished through any means necessary.

It’s absolutely okay to shoot nazis. And if people would only realize that, we wouldn’t have any more trouble from the nazis we’ve elected.

I don’t know about you, but I’m totally okay with arresting nazis. They can cry about “freedom of speech” all they want. They’re free to say it, but not free from the consequences.

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ELAPIDAE THE MEDUSA: Used all the appropriate rules, she had a nerfed gaze attack... but more importantly, she grew up alone in adungeon, so she had very little command of the language, and essentially acted like a puppy. You’d think it would be a liability, but she kept unintentionally…