Nothing confirms how mysoginistic nerds are than how 99% of these letters have a woman as “The Bad Guy,” whereas in reality, nearly every ruined relationship is entirely the man’s fault.

Purchase Save Game typewriter rolls! $0.99 each! (but it takes more rolls to save the further you get in the game)

It comes out in October? Damn, we’ll only have three weeks to play it before Trump kills everybody in America. I figure if he loses the election, he’ll nue the nation. But if he wins, he’ll have those concentration camps up before he even takes the oath of office.

One thing I’ve always loved about the series is how, instead of “the zombie apocalypse happenedLOLZ,” it’s about stopping the apocalypse from happening. That extra bit of tnsion is missing from most of the zombie genre, because it’s not just about your survival.

GASP! You mean Amy Schumer isn’t perfect? Well, that settles it. Time to hate and demonize her forever.

Let’s just say Ba’al and go for the gold.

The reception had that thing where people hold up sparklers and the couple runs through. After, they passed around a bucket to douse the sparklers. Said bucket had no water in it, and someone had thrown a lighter inside. So when it came around to me, the lighter exploded and I got a fireball up to my elbow.

The most awkward wedding for me was the one where I got set on fire during the reception.

I want to befriend a swarm of them. Then I will rule the world.

check your privilege. Sheesh, peopel whose children don’t have horns and razor claws just like to strut around. That triggers me.

But... but that’s gorgeous!

Suddenly, the dad from the LEGO Movie seems like the hero after all...

Well, now I want to run over him. Will this cycle never end?

I wish I could kill people who made death threats on the internet.

Well, it’s easy enough to find people’s information on the internet, or so folks claim Find out who they are,a nd call their local police station about death threats?

Don’t you know? The absoute height of humor is to say “Fuck, fuck, fuckin’ fuck, hitlerapelolz!” over and over again.

I wish I could unmake people on the internet. But that would get me in trouble with the police.

Well, if a man kills a woman and pretends that she abused him, he deserves all the punishment he gets. But I fully support a woman’s right to end the abuse by any means necessary. Abuser men need to be stopped.

He’s being punished with Battletoads.