What about the scene where all the children are brutally shot on death? I found that to be the height of non-psychopathic comedy.

There are several games ike this - I know, it’s a youtube link, but I found a list of at least five others. And the reasoning is often, “We couldn’t meet the deadline and finish the game, so we made it unbeatable.”

Are you sure these aren’t Trump supporters? I mean, if you just add in some raping and lynching, you’d have the average Republican convention.

Well, I wanted the main character to die....

She velociraptors me all the time with her sharp, sharp steak knives.

“You can afford to forget it. My people cannot.”
-Pne of the best lines written about racism in... ever.

I don’t see how that’s going to stop griefers, who willbe more than hppy to plunk down $30 for another new character, rofling all the while.

The most awkward was the wedding where I got set on fire.

“It’s okay for Starfire to be sexist now because she was always sexist!”
Well, uh, if you want to take the “It’s tradition, so it’s not bad” argument, just go ahead with that.

Only sorta related, but when I was a little kid attending my first wdding (that I was old enough to be conscious of) my sister tried to convince me that “Speak now or forever hold your peace” meant “If you don’t say something, YOU CAN NEVER TALK AGAIN.” So all the way through the wedding I was dreading this. You know,…

Sorry, this is the internet. NO FORGIVENESS, NOT EVER.

Are we supposed to pretend that America is any different?

Two. He has two pages.

Wait... there is such a thing as paid overtime? In every job I’ve had, it ws always “Thank you for volunteering.”

Yeah, didn’t Cracked mention the camera flash the other day?

I see BAAL! As in, Baal from the Goetia!

This toy is mine.

I agree, we should kill them all!

I love how Pewdiepie puts out a vide trying to sympathize with someone and offer some empathy... and people are all, “I HATE PEWDIEPIE! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT CRITICISM IS. IF I EVER SEE HIM, I WILL GUT HIM AND CASTRATE HIS CHILDREN!”

If Capcom can’t play by the rules, they shouldn’t try to punish others. Quitting is an important part of the game, because it keeps me from losing to those unworthy of defeating me. Why should Capcom punish me for being better than the inferior rabble? They’re in the wrong. Everything on the internet should be free! I…

It was a pretty sharp comment. Cutting edge humor. Well, I got the point.