“What’s that on your fa..UUAGH!”

Linkara runs Atop The 4th Wall, a series of video reviews of comicbooks (snarky reviews of bad comics). Regardless of any arguments about the qulity or lack thereof of the reviews, his voice is... it’s horrible. More nasal than Eddie Deezen. Whinier than the Comic Book Guy. When he speaks, fairies die.

Well, that’s an anti-woman thing for you to say. Blaming women for rape.

I have a suggestion. Find out who’s behind any given SWATting, and use their powers for good:
Call up Homeland security and claim that they are terrorists who have rigged something important to explode. After two or three people become Unpersons, the others might get the picture.

Typical. Blaming the woman. So mysoginistic.

Men, learn your lesson from Scott Summers and Wolverine: When a more attractive guy wants your wife, you need to step aside and let him take her. No, you don’t get a choice in the matter. Come to think of it, neither does she. But he’s dark and moody and has a violent temper, so it’s good.

That’s what I said. He wouldn’t shoot people who didn’t deserve it, so he would totally open up on the whole SDCC crowd.

I’ll be honest, eating the “You cannot handle it YOU SHIT AMERICAN” dishes is how I befriend foreign kitchen staff, get quality food thereafter, and ultimately enjoy myself.*

*That, and tipping like a maniac.

This is Frank Castle. Are you really telling me he wouldn’t open up with a machine gun on San Diego Comic-Con? Like, in general, even if Doom wasn’t there?

Let me just say that I love the way Palpatine is drawn in this. He looks so kind, so fatherly or grandfatherly that I want ot trust him and give him a hug.

FOX ONLY.
NO ITEMS.
FINAL DESTINATION.

Actually, what you described sounds a lot like having to listen to Kanye talk, so...

Dude, have you eaten Subway? I totally wouldn’t doubt it.

But he’s the main character, so he must be a good hero!

They gave her a personality!!!

Yeah, but then your friends yell at you for wanting to watch cinematics, or not getting twinked character. And they get so angry. Sometimes they get pissed if you transmogrify armor and it isn’t a pre-set matching set, or if you even use dye, or if you use abilities besides the ones they order you to.

Before the movie came out, people were screaming and whining about how he was a “poser” who didn’t seem anything like the Joker, but then he did a good job. Reserve judgement on this one until the movie comes out.

Just like that anarchist idiot with the face paint Heath Ledger played, amirite?!?!?

So, instead of hipsters (beatniks), they’re hipsters?

There is a D&D miniature of a Brain in a Jar that is the perfect size for a Monopoly piece.