Die, Monster. You don’t belong in this world.

Alternate, not default...

Oh hey, she’s aged from teenager to grownup, and actually grown out of the school uniform. TAKE NOTE, SAKURA.

Obligatory

I saw a guy balk at plain cheese pizza because, “I don’t like that foreign food.”

Of course. But since we don’t live in that world, but instead live in the world where customers have to directly pay their wage, tip them.

No, he made up the song.

Bichons have a tendency to take over your soul. My family used to have one. On Day 1, my Dad said, “I do not love dogs, not since my childhood Beagle, Skippy, died in my arms on Christmas day.”
On Day 2, my Dad was singing to the Bichon in a falsetto.

“What’s the most Canadian thing you have?”

Clearly, they wanted exotic food that day.

This one time, my sister and I were at a Chinese restaurant, and we hadn’t sen each other in a while so we were chatting, and we ort of let time slip by, before I realized that although we had been seated and handed menus and such, we hadn’t seen our server in nearly a half hour, and it wasn’t a particularly busy day.…

I am one of about three American Fist of the North Star fans, so I was pretty jazzed when Ken’s Rage came out (be quiet. It’s a fun Dynasty Warriors clone). Only problem is, I lived in TENNESSEE at the time. Rural Tennessee.

The only Gamestop near me went out of their way to track down the only copy of the game in the…

If you can’t afford a measly $5 to help out the person who makes basically nothing thanks to our weird wage laws, you probably shouldn’t be eating out.

The serving staff waited on you for about an hour, and made maybe two dollars because of our labor laws. Add the five. If you can’t afford $5, you shouldn’t be eating out.

What I said. $5 is the minimum tip, no matter how cheap the meal is. You pay your server for their time. The restaurant won’t. If the meal is $20 or more, then start calculating to see if you should pay much more than that. But if you tip under $5, it’s low enough to be an insult.

Deep within R’yleh, Loopin’ Chewie lies dreaming...

Yes, yes, it would.

Holy crap, Chuck Sith?
...Yeah. That wasnt a typo.

A bit of both, plus the fact that the sane religious folks just aren’t memorable, whereas the CRAZIES stick around.

I’ve been in groups that used restaurants, but they also kept a steady stream of food and drinks coming, and left when there was no more eating to be had.

Really, no tip should be under $5, no matter what the meal originally cost.